Since when did big butts become hot? I swear my butt was not socially acceptable before. This is a win for me.
I don’t deserve my plant. I can’t take care of it. Mum was right, too much responsibility.
“Have you ever soaked your nuts?”
“Because I don’t want a soggy nut”
“What you haven’t soaked your nuts?”
“I want to know what soggy nuts taste like that’s all”
“Soph, I’m being serious why aren’t you responding to me”
“I want to know what soggy nuts taste like in my mouth”
Legit having the convo right now with my gay housemate who has the impression that soaking (edible) nuts removes toxins and therefore making them better for you. Can anyone answer this question and put me out of my misery?
Standing on the train home I smelt the very distinct smell of human urine. I don’t even want to go there with that second thought.
